Britney Spears Cries a River
With Britney Spears, she’s always wanting more, more, and more. You’d think after she finally got her career back on track after three years of…well…we all know that one, she’d be a little more happy? According to this interview, nope.
In an upcoming behind-the-scenes documentary, the 26-year-old pop star says: “If I wasn’t under the restraints that I’m under right now, with all the lawyers and doctors and people analyzing me every day and all that kind of stuff … I’d feel so liberated, and feel like myself.”
“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion, there’s no nothing. It’s just like `Groundhog Day’ every day, you know? So I’m really bored,” she says, getting teary.
Boo freakin’ hoo. You’re a millionaire, have two children, and you’re hot. Instead of focusing on these things, she’s crying over not being able to go outside. You remember the last time you were “liberated”? Well, we all do. You screwed up Brit, get over it.
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John Mayer Meets Possible Future Stepdad?
I can’t look away. For some reason I can’t shake the possibility that what’s going to happen with Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer is going to be a beautiful car crash with pile ups, explosions and the like. How could it, you ask? Jenn introduced John to her parents.
“Jen’s dad seemed very impressed with John and the two got on real well,” an onlooker tells Star.
Jen’s stepmom (who the Friend reportedly called “Mom”) was also there for the family fun, even cracking jokes when Mayer asked the table how he was doing. “Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?” she quipped. “Exactly. It feels like Dancing With the Stars,” the rocker replied.
John Mayer is apparently signing a deal to host some variety show. Don’t suppose that the opening act involves a little song, a dance, and then the ripping of Jenn’s heart from her chest? He can’t be that cruel. Maybe Jenn has a hot sister?
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Ashlee Simpson Has a Boy
Yesterday was a special day for Ashlee Simpson with the birth of her new boy. Wondering how exotic this time around a celebrity couple pulls off naming a child?
Simpson-Wentz, 24, delivered a boy, named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on Thursday, and all are doing well, People quoted a spokesperson as saying.
The report did not specify a location, but rival tabloid In Touch Weekly reported earlier on Thursday that Simpson-Wentz was at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Bronx and Mowgli. That name alone encompasses so many different characteristics. For one, it sounds like when this kid grows up, he might be able to take on both of his waify parents with just an aggressive name as Bronx. However, the Mowgli thing is confusing. Why would anyone ever name their child after a naked Indian boy who runs around in thier underwear? I’m guessing that is something he’ll have to ask his father later on. I can only hope if there is anything that gets passed on from her mother, it’s not her inability to lip sync.
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50 Cent is Just Not Enough
While rappers like 50 Cent always talk about growing up not being easy in the projects, it doesn’t necessarily get easier when you become an icon. 50 is forced to hold his own ground against America’s favorite three in the morning Tex-Mex treat, Taco Bell.
Lawyers for the fast-food chain are calling his federal lawsuit, filed in Manhattan, another attempt to “burnish his gangsta rapper persona by distorting beyond all recognition a bona fide, good faith offer.”
The squabble is over a fake letter sent out by Taco Bell Corp. asking 50 Cent to change his name for one day to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent to help publicize its value menu.
I suppose the only way to get around that obstacle is to just set those prices at 50. Thanks to 50 Cent, you’ll have those munchie craving stoners lined up outside in hordes in no time.
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Rihanna Gets a New Tattoo
It’s pretty easy to start off with one tattoo and end up like Travis Barker. Celebrities that are possibly well on their way? Rihanna with the latest tat on her right hand.
“It’s tribal,” she said at the charity’s annual Snowflake Lighting Ceremony in New York’s Grand Army Plaza. “It represents strength and love.”
Rihanna also revealed that she got the exotic-looking tat while in New Zealand for a recent tour date.
“It’s their traditional way of tattooing,” she said of the Maori-inspired geometric design. “I always wanted [one].”
I hope she’s not starting a fad, and if she is, I hope it is a lot more accurate than those Chinese characters that so many people get placed on their bodies. What someone probably didn’t tell Rihanna before she got her tattoo, is that “strength and love” also translates to “spousal abuse” back in that country.
    
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Travis Barker Reunites With Rest of Blink-182
For some friends, it takes a fiery explosion and a near death experience for them to even reconnect with one another. This, of course, is the case for Travis Barker and his band members from the retired group Blink-186.
On his blog (http://www.pickrset.com/markhoppus/), group member Mark Hoppus says the recent death of Blink producer Jerry Finn and drummer Travis Barker’s survival of a plane crash brought the threesome back in contact.
“We’re just reconnecting as friends after four years of not talking,” he says. “It’s a good thing. Obviously the first question for a lot of people will be, ‘Does this mean a Blink-182 reunion?’ The answer is none of us know. We haven’t talked about it at all. Right now it’s just good for the three of us to see one another, reconnect and let the past be the past.”
While it sounds like a hopeful possibility for some fans, it might also sound like someone is going to have to motivate them a little by ravishing the planet with a zombie infection in order for them to do something like go on tour. Well, I have my gas mask, my automatic shotgun, and front row tickets for whenever that happens.
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BFF Bares All in Paris Hilton Breakup
The one thing that Paris Hilton hasn’t realized that comes with being her particular BFF is the gossipy backstabbing. After reps for Paris denied that she split with her latest boy toy Benji, one of the contestants on her show trying to win publicity and fame through association goes on to let us in on the truth.
“Paris and Benji have split,” Vanessa Fontana tells Life & Style of their nine-month relationship. “I love Paris, and I just want her to be happy. I think that they’ll be better as friends.”
The BFF with the big mouth continued to blab that nothing happened between Paris and ex-beau Stavros Niarchos in Miami.
“She was just so busy lately and her work and travel schedule made it difficult for them to be together,” a source close to Hilton says. “She’s really very saddened by the split and wants some time to be alone and really focus on herself right now and her work.”
While there is almost a definite guarantee that you won’t see this girl anywhere near Paris in the next lifetime after this, there is almost a promise if there is any dirty laundry floating around, Paris’ Next Ex-BFF is going to go down kicking and screaming, but not before she writes all she has to say in the sky.
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Sarah Silverman is a Friend with Benefits
Ahhh… there is nothing like a full head on attack on one another to bring us back together, especially in the case of Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman. They were spotted at the gala for GQ’s Men of the Year doing the unspeakable: actually getting along.
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel like to keep us guessing. The former couple, who announced in July that they were calling it quits after five years together, showed up arm-in-arm to last night’s GQ Men of the Year party at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont hotel.
Once inside the star-studded bash, they held hands while talking to GQ editor-in-chief Jim Nelson.
Later on, Silverman was spied planting a sweet peck on Kimmel’s lips…
Kimmel’s rep declined to comment about his client’s relationship with Silverman.
You don’t really have to ask what exactly is going on. Take a look at Jimmy, and then take a look at Sarah. Now imagine them trying out the dating scene. The picture’s kinda fuzzy, ain’t it? Now look at the picture before you: the Sarah’s sex hair and Jimmy’s “I just got laid” sly eyes. Therefore my diagnosis: the common case of friends with benefits.
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Tom Cruise’s Daughter is the “Hottest Tot”
Kids are our future, kids are important, and when you’re the seed of crazy man Tom Cruise and his love slave Katie Holmes, be expected to be one of the most publicized celebrity children.
The 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tops Forbes.com’s second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”
Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity children 5 years old and younger based on media attention and their parents’ popularity, said Suri — known for her stylish outfits and haircut — popped up in more news articles and blogs than her peers.
Of course, her popularity is fueled by the same curiosity an 86 year-old of your community’s neighbor hood watch lives off of. Will she share the same destiny as her father, or will it be revealed that she was sent from another planet that was destroyed shortly after she was cryogenically frozen and ejected into outer space? Stay tuned!
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